2007年7月20日 星期五

2007最佳記錄片非他莫屬....

各位﹐以下這些可是有歷史價值的記錄片啊﹗
這是一位沉迷於日本漫畫的加拿大人
今年到台北/東京/上海旅遊的記錄
這些遊記真的應該放在動物星球頻道的求偶奇觀節目...

...這就是在步入中年﹐交不到女朋友的白種人
求偶的最佳方法﹕
開始沉迷於亞洲文化
跟亞洲女生開始做朋友
因為亞洲女生面對白人都不太懂得拒絕
也許是英文不好
也許是自卑
面對尷尬場合﹐通常就只會用哈哈大笑帶過去
(不過﹐面對尷尬場景時的哈哈笑應該是亞洲男女都會的)
先給各位看的這兩段是他來台北時候拍的
影片裡面的尷尬氣氛
實在是太太太太太經典了



以下這段是在機場告別時
加拿大宅男想乘最後機會跟她告白
可惜鼓不起勇氣…
超級尷尬的氣氛﹐實在是太太太太太無敵經典了


他錄影帶裡的台灣女生貨色都還滿普通
可是他在日本的美眉朋友
真的都還不錯看呢﹗
像是下面這一段的日本妹﹐就滿漂亮(雖然有點小爆牙)…
感覺她喝醉了﹔搞不好之後還被上了… Orz


這位也不錯﹕


據他錄影帶所說﹐這些女生都是他在多倫多時候認識的朋友
再次證明亞洲女生在面對洋人的時候擇友標準就自動降低個5級
尤其是日本人特別嚴重
如果這位宅男是亞洲人﹐他應該連女性朋友都交不到
(當然﹐要他修電腦的女生不算…據說她是 IT工程師)

(巧的是﹐就在我發現了這錄影帶之後的一天﹐一個美國網站也發現這位老兄的作品﹐還滿轟動的。板主對那位加拿大老兄的背景也有詳細的解釋﹐可以看看)

以上4段只是一小部份
各位有興趣還可以到他 “More From This User” 去看他所有的遊記錄影
真的有歷史/生物學/民俗學的價值啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 則留言:

匿名 提到...

Hello, I'm Jonathan.

I'm sorry I can't write in Chinese >.< But I just want to say that, the girls you see in the videos, they're just friends I haven't seen in a long time.

I know I'm fat, and awkward, and nerdy, but honestly I wouldn't hurt anyone.

I really enjoyed my visit to Taipei and I hope that sometime soon I can visit there again.

Thank you for watching my videos.

匿名 提到...

Thanks for your post Jonathan. From watching your videos, I get the sense that you're probably a "Nice Guy". The type of guy who always get stuck in the "LJBF" zone ("Let's Just Be Friends"). Perhaps reading tips from Pick-Up Artists (such as free tips from www.fastseduction.com) can help you move from just being Pi-chen's "friend" to something more. From watching the video of you and her at the airport, to me it seemed like you wanted something more than "just friends". It's OK, we've all been there. I've been there many times. Being just a "friend" amongst all these beautiful women is psychological castration. They are denying you of your full manhood.

Pella Chan was pretty cute. Does she live in Taipei or Canada??

One of the main points in my post was how differently Asian girls treat white people. There is NO WAY they would be so nice to you if you weren't a Westerner. This isn't your fault, but just a twisted side of many modern day Asian women.

匿名 提到...

Well, I when I first met Pi-Chen back several years ago, I was married at that time, so of course we were just friends. It's true I think Pi Chen is beautiful, but I don't think I should start a relationship with her,. She lives in Taipei and I live in Toronto. What kind of relationship could we have?

I meet beautiful women all the time. Sometimes, as in the case of Pi Chen, we become friends, and other times, as in the case of Jun, we start a relationship. And this is fine. My reason for going Taipei was to see Taipei and see Pi Chen's favorite places in Taipei, not to get into her pants.. I'm better off starting a relationship in Toronto, where I live.

Pella moved to Canada about 6-7 years ago I think, but now she lives in Tokyo (she came to Tokyo at the same time as me, but she stayed I came back to Toronto).

As for Asian girls being nice to me because I'm a westerner.. well I don't know how much I can comment on that, except to say that I think it has more to do with how I was with many of these women in Toronto. You see, in Toronto I was kind of a "go to" guy for anything that required knowledge of Canada/Toronto or a high English level. I think, in their eyes, I was a big help to them while they were staying in Canada, and now that I'm in East Asia, they want to return the favor.